Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
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KNUT ÅSDAM
Untitled: Pissing, 1995
Dats cum not piss
unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream:
Sweet Injuries
Ashkan Honarvar portrays horrific injuries with whipped cream, ice cream, and other sweets.
When you hold someone's pet for the first time:
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i will never get sick of this
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When you’re trying to get someone’s attention to tell them something important:
When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like
me
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i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
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(Source: journalofacollegefreshman)
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t everything be like 10 dollars
I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you
You can fuck me for 10 dollars
(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)
